who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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