Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Too much gin, very little bucket
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
His hands were made for my vagina.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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