please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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