About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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