They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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