I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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