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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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