i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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