can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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