i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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