on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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