Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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