By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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