Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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