I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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