She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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