The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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