She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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