I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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