Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
