you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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