are you still at the devil's house?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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