he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
send nudes
from the living room?
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