I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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