Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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