Have you finally orgasmed yet?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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