Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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