I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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