no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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