Too much gin, very little bucket
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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