Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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