This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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