i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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