your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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