Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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