I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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