I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
