We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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