I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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