i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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