He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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