You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Randomize
