if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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