Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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