btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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