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(913): View more from Kansas

she is the kim kardashian of front butts

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(716): View more from New York

God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"

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(302): View more from Delaware

NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.

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(847): View more from Illinois

If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!

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(303): View more from Colorado

I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina

(620): View more from Kansas

Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks

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