You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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