Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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