Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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