I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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