I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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