Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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