I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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