worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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